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A Lovely Lady And A Grumpy Old Man Plaque

£10.00 £3.00
(You save £7.00 )

Measurements: 24cm x 14cm x 2cm

Colour: Black & White

Reads: 'A lovely lady and a grumpy old man live here'

Additional Info: Our Plaques can be wall hung or stood alone. 

When you’re in a couple, someone’s always grumpier – it’s just the way it is. This could be getting out the wrong side of bed in the morning or arguments over the TV remote and everything in between. With our plaque, we’re working on the assumption that there’s a grumpy old man in your twosome…whether he agrees with this or not is another matter!

Why not take this joke a little bit further and remind your man that you’ve got his tendency to be grumpy sussed out. Hopefully we won’t add to a grumpier atmosphere, but we think this playful, cheeky plaque is an ideal way to make you and your partner feel even closer…and laugh at yourselves.


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For orders over £20 you will qualify for Free Delivery and arrive in 3-5 working days.

For orders below £20 our standard delivery charge of £2.95 will apply.

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As soon as we receive the returned item, the refund will be processed.

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